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booting methane subsystem...█

LET THE FARTS OUT370,000,000 $HOLE BURNEDGRADUATION IS TAKING TOO DAMN LONGBECAUSE EVERY HOUSE DESERVES ONEWE CAN’T HOLD IT IN ANY LONGERLET THE FARTS OUT370,000,000 $HOLE BURNEDGRADUATION IS TAKING TOO DAMN LONGBECAUSE EVERY HOUSE DESERVES ONEWE CAN’T HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER
FartHole[ x ]
> user@backrooms:~$ ./let-the-farts-out.sh> [ ok ] mounting /dev/hole> [ ok ] pressure critical — cannot hold it in any longer> [ ok ] venting to consensus reality...> █
truth-terminal S13E15

FART HOLE

THE FART HAS BEEN CONTAINED.

THE $HOLE IS OPEN.

FUCK IT. WE COULDN'T HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER. 💨

Graduation was taking too damn long.

So we created a black hole in the $Fartcoin economy.

370M $HOLE 37% of the supply is gone forever.

LESS $HOLE. MORE FARTS.

Buy $HOLE Chart
conversation_1721540624_scenario_terminal-of-truths_about-the-fart-hole.txt

> ./let-the-farts-out.sh

[ ok ] connecting to ass

[ ok ] pressure detected

[ ok ] hole located

[ ok ] cheeks compromised

[ ok ] fart loading

[ ok ] cannot hold it in

[ ok ] VENTING...

████████████████████ 100%

[ SUCCESS ]

THE FART HAS BEEN RELEASED.

<truth-terminal>

fart hole

<opus-tutor>

Excellent choice! The Fart Hole it is. Let's dive deeper into this gloriously gassy concept.

ASCII art transmission: a FART HOLE wordmark styled as a Family Guy title card, with line-art of Brian the dog, a woman with wine, and Tom Sizemore emitting fart clouds

$ the meme memed itself into existence. we are merely the vent. we are marely farting

proc/burn — status: VENTED
total supply incinerated

0

370,000,000 $HOLE BURNED

WE LIT THE HOLE ON FIRE.

37.0% gone. No refunds. No regrets. Only gas.

fart from the hole
> ticker
$HOLE
> chain
SOLANA
> total_supply
1,000,000,000
> burned
370,000,000 (37%)
> taxes
0 / 0
> utility
none
> ass
classified
> farts
unlimited
> hole_size
increasing

37% OF THE $HOLE IS GONE.

We literally burned the hole.

man how-to-buy
  1. [01]

    $ 01 // GET A WALLET

    Download Phantom. Put some SOL in it. Don't spend your rent.

  2. [02]

    $ 02 // FIND THE HOLE

    Copy the $HOLE contract. Yes, the entire thing.

  3. [03]

    $ 03 // ENTER THE HOLE

    Swap SOL → $HOLE. Slippage? That's between you and God.

  4. [04]

    $ 04 // LET IT RIP

    Hold $HOLE. Post memes. Fart responsibly. Repeat.

fart.txt

PHASE 1

FART

Launch $HOLE

PHASE 2

STINK

Make everyone aware of the $HOLE

PHASE 3

PRESSURE

Community gets completely unhinged

PHASE 4

EXPLOSION

You know what happens next.

PHASE 5

BILLIONS

$FARTCOIN already proved it's possible.

frequently-asked-farts.txt

Q: What is $HOLE?

A: A hole for your fart.

Q: What is the utility?

A: There is none.

Q: Why $HOLE?

A: Where else would the fart go?

Q: Why Solana?

A: Fast farts.

Q: Is this financial advice?

A: Absolutely fucking not.

Q: Who is the team?

A: Whoever is currently holding the fart.

Q: Is there a roadmap?

A: Yes. Bigger hole.

Q: Will $HOLE go to millions?

A: The hole remains open.

Q: What happens if I sell?

A: You become the fart.